15.1.08

Discovered this weekend amid a pile of "notes" that I kept from high school:

"Oh give me a home
Where the logarithms roam
And the exponents so happily play.
Where seldom is seen
Log 7 base 15
And the theorems get more confusing each day"

Ready for more? Here's another, sung to the tune of Animotion's "Obsession":

Chorus:
"You are a recession,
you're my recession
What do you want me to say
To prevent Depression Day?"

Don't put me into this torment
Of cyclical unemployment
(Chorus)

Because you're such a bore
What don't I start a war?
(Chorus)

Yep, in high school, some girls passed notes to their friends about cute boys, and then some passed notes about math and history. Guess which ones got dates.

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